Happy Valentine's day, honey! You've been so good to me this year, so I wanted to treat you to the privilege of taking me out to dinner tonight. What do YOU get? Well, aren't we greedy? Since you asked, I did have some ideas for gifts for you besides my presence... but they might take a little effort... and a little courage. This tablecloth will be your savior tonight, because I'm going to need you to keep this gift private. How far are you willing to go to please me?
Dinner AND entertainment? Well, now that's what I call a fun night!

Happy Valentine's day, honey! You've been so good to me this year, so I wanted to treat you to the privilege of taking me out to dinner tonight. What do YOU get? Well, aren't we greedy? Since you asked, I did have some ideas for gifts for you besides my presence... but they might take a little effort... and a little courage. This tablecloth will be your savior tonight, because I'm going to need you to keep this gift private. How far are you willing to go to please me?
Dinner AND entertainment? Well, now that's what I call a fun night!