Oh no! I wasn't expecting you home early. You caught me trying to give your nanny-cam a show for you to watch later. It's just, can tell you desire me. And you work so hard and your wife works so late. I thought you might enjoy this treat. Truth is I've been longing for you for a while. Ever since you hired me to babysit. But now I want you to give me a baby too. Impregnate me. Fertilize me! I promise not to tell your wife, sir.