I have very specific qualifiers for my dick rating system. You have to meet my standards for the best rating out of 5 possible points. Now you may not be able to physically meet some of those standards, but you can control what I see by good grooming and pic quality (bonus points if you make me laugh). And it is possible to try again and to get a better score. Need to see what I'm talking about? Watch me rate Little Levi and I'm sure you'll be heading to my store next to order one for yourself. (not available on C4S)

I have very specific qualifiers for my dick rating system. You have to meet my standards for the best rating out of 5 possible points. Now you may not be able to physically meet some of those standards, but you can control what I see by good grooming and pic quality (bonus points if you make me laugh). And it is possible to try again and to get a better score. Need to see what I'm talking about? Watch me rate Little Levi and I'm sure you'll be heading to my store next to order one for yourself. (not available on C4S)