THIS IS A 3 MINUTE VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL VIDEO! Let me take you along a spanking tour of my body. Something is strange about Empress Meow. Instead of a normal "time of the month", she lays actual eggs! But it's more than just that, watch this episode of Interview with the Paranormal (too taboo for public viewing) to find out the how and why this anomaly of nature exists. Spoiler alert: it's a very pleasurable process!