28 years old and you are still a fucking virgin! LOL! Why you even bother trying anymore!? Seriously, do you still think you are ever going to get laid? I bet you are one of those guys who always thought that one summer you would magically meet someone who would like you enough to let you fuck her. But that never happened, did it? And, what is even better, is that all of your attempts at getting laid ended with you either being friend zoned or left alone to rest on the floor. I'll remind you of various stories that happened throughout your life just to rub it in. Yes, you are going to be a vir... Show more