I am going to pretend as though I am your girlfriend. Look, here is Me in My sexy bikini and here is your representation on the wall with this smiley face. Here is how we would kiss! Haha, I know... CRAZY, right?! Like, you and I dating would NEVER happen and you know it... LOL! But seriously, most of you short losers are so busy being upset, feeling pathetic and obsessing over your short height that you never even bothered to think about things further like... if I was your girlfriend, finally... what would you even do? Obviously, during this little "fantasy", I am going to guide you deeper i... Show more