Oh, are you finally awake!? Honestly, I am so sick of your bullshit that I went ahead and slipped a little something that made you rest and then tied you up here at the end of My couch. After all, I really want you take this situation as serious as I am! I want to tell you all about the guy I am dating. He is so sweet, so sexy, so buff and we have so much in common and things just feel so right and natural between him and I. I should be able to tell you these types of things, as My friend. However, you always give Me such a hard time when I start to tell you about him and the other guys I have... Show more