So, you are going to be My date for the evening! It is wonderful to finally meet you! You see, I.....wait, where are you? Is that you all the way down there on the floor? Oh my god, you are such a tiny little man! You are so lucky I had you let yourself in, otherwise I may stepped on you without even knowing it. I honestly cannot believe that you had the nerve to call Me up and ask Me out on a date. Oh well, you are here now so we might as well hang out for a bit. Let Me put you up on the table so I can see you. Wow, you know you really are very tiny. In fact, you look to be almost the perfect... Show more