I have this really nasty, whipped cream pie in My hand. I have a feeling that it is going to end up right in your fucking face! Really, I cannot tell who is going to have more fun with this. Me or you? Haha, you want this in your face, don't you? You do and you don't. How about W/we make a bet?! You get on your knees and kiss My ass! If you kiss My ass good enough, I will not pie your face. Ready?! Just kidding! You are hilarious to think that I would let you kiss My ass and it is honestly even more hilarious that you think this pie has any chance of NOT ending up in your face. We might as wel... Show more