No more beating around the bush or sugar coating anything... I explain the painful, dream shattering reality that is your pathetic, loser life... and it is all because you are so short! Look at this smiley face on My wall that represents you. It is really astonishing and funny just how short you are, especially as compared to My perfect, long, sexy and slender 6'4" body. The sad thing is you are jerking off to all of this because you are so obsessed with your height, even as I shatter all your hopes and dreams that are ruined because of how short you are. *Note: Do not buy this clip if you are... Show more