You are just so disgusting!

Much of the time, you get to worship My perfect, size 10 feet... and that is pretty demeaning. But, I do not even think you are worthy of that today. No, you are undeserving of My feet. Instead, you will worship My dirty, nasty, old, smelly flip flops. Seriously, they are so gross, they do not even get to touch My floor... but they will be all over your face and mouth. Mmmm, can you imagine? But you know, I still do not think that is enough either. I went ahead and brought My trash can to make My flip flops even more dirty and nasty. This is probably the ... Show more