You look like you're so hungry!

Famished really...

Want something to eat bad boy?

I know what you want...your favorite food!

This toilet bowl frames your face perfectly, it suits you so well.

I hope you haven't had any dinner, because we've been slaving away all day over this meal. We've been eating so much, just so that we can feed you.


Do you like Chinese take out?

Look at this beautifully packaged meal...

We love feeding American mouths with our authentic Chinese cuisine.

Maybe if you're lucky, you'll e... Show more