I think it's time you at least get to third base with Me. I mean, we've been seeing each other for how long? 6 mths? I think you're hiding something from Me.
I've never met a grown ass man who doesn't want to have sex. When a woman doesn't want to put out, she's trying to tra-p you. When a man doesn't put out, he's not telling you something. You either have an std or a tiny penis. So which is it?
(I'm relieved to find out it's a SMALL PENIS.)
Oh god. IT'S SOOO SMALL. What the fuck? Do you masturbate with a spaghetti strainer? That's the smallest dick I've ever seen! You've got p... Show more