Welcome home I here there's a congratulations in order!
I have some Pussy for you.
Here's to you, making more money,
Making a better living, to support the both of us.

As you wait eagerly for your glass of, looking confused as I chug Mine down, I respond after finishing every last drop...

"Oh?... No...that glass isn't for you either. They're both for Me.
Oh you thought I was going to give you for your new job promotion? No.
Doing what you're supposed to does not constitute congratulations. That's just called doing what you're supposed to in life.
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