My girlfriend Miss Lucy Khan and I were bored tonight and decided to see what kind of boy toys were on Tinder...

We happen to swipe right on you.

Funny though, you seemed a lot taller on tinder..

But hey, big things come in small packages sometimes, right?

So, let's see what you're working with. Take your pants off.

Why are you being so hesitant? Are you hiding something? Come on, it can't be that bad.

We finally get you to unzip your pants and are shocked at how small your dick is.

We try to turn you on and encourage you to get... Show more