My girlfriend Miss Lucy Khan and I were bored tonight and decided to see what kind of boy toys were on Tinder...

We happen to swipe right on you.

Funny though, you seemed a lot taller on tinder..

But hey, big things come in small packages sometimes, right?

So, let's see what you're working with. Take your pants off.

Why are you being so hesitant? Are you hiding something? Come on, it can't be that bad.

We finally get you to unzip your pants and are shocked at how small your dick is.

We try to turn you on and encourage you to get...

My girlfriend Miss Lucy Khan and I were bored tonight and decided to see what kind of boy toys were on Tinder...

We happen to swipe right on you.

Funny though, you seemed a lot taller on tinder..

But hey, big things come in small packages sometimes, right?

So, let's see what you're working with. Take your pants off.

Why are you being so hesitant? Are you hiding something? Come on, it can't be that bad.

We finally get you to unzip your pants and are shocked at how small your dick is.

We try to turn you on and encourage you to get it hard in hopes that it might grow.

But, it's hopeless.

We feel bad for you, but at the same time, we just can't help but to laugh our asses off at your predicament.

After spending a while having our jokes, at your expense, we decide, We don't want to waste our evening.

We got dressed up in hot lingerie for a fun night after all.

We get back on Tinder and keep on swiping til we find some HOT men with big dicks, and eventually we fine a match!

However, you're not going anywhere. You've probably NEVER seen a woman cum with a dick that small. So we're going to keep you here, and Tyrone is going to show you how it's done.

Perhaps you should consider learning to be a fluffier for real men like Tyrone.

After you watch Us have real orgasms, you'll never want to fuck pussy again, because you'll realize you just can't make a woman cum.

We know you want to please women somehow, so we're going to think of ways for how you can do just that.