Thanks for Mowing My lawn.
I know its hot outside.. That's why I asked you to do it.
This Popsicle is fucking good.
...
I told you, I appreciate that you did My chores.
Hot women like Me don't need to mow the lawn anyway.
You should thank Me for the opportunity to serve Me.
...What do you want a Popsicle too? Stop giving Me that expectant look.

I tell you what. I'll give you a fucking chocolate Popsicle. Go fuck yourself with a frozen stick of My sh-t. That can be your Popsicle.
You say you worship My ass? That means worshiping what comes out of... Show more