Its my birthday party in ONE HOUR and your not even dressed! You always embarrass me in-front of all my friends by dressing in slobby mans clothes, I don't even know why I am with you... But actually, I have an idea... tonight I am going to present you as my girlfriend, give you a heavy makeover and dress you up in slutty lingerie. Wait you look pretty good... how about you make me some money at the party tonight? Suck off all my exes in exchange for cash? Make me rich and I might keep you... and become your pimptress