You think your dapper don't you? going on a date, trying to present yourself as an old fashioned gentleman? LOL

I am going to ruin your date by making you wear a diaper under your trousers, the crinkling, the puffy bottom, the embarrassment. You will not be able to move without the whole restaurant hearing it!

Even worse... Your date is tomorrow, but I am putting it on you NOW, so that means it will be heavy and full... are you feeling like a dapper gentleman now? LOL