You have been acting hysterical and you need to relax, so that is why I am here to calm you down- now I may warn you... the side effects are dizziness, psychedelic warping and erotic fixations. However we think it is necessary to make your stay more tolerable... for us.

Breathe into this mask, and let your mind slide down the transcendent rabbit hole... feel that dizziness and listen to my voice as you start to question your reality and my motives.