You are a puppy that your owners have sent to me for a little procedure...

I understand you have been excessively humping both furniture and people, trying to assert your dominance... well that ends today! I am going to castrate you... put a band using an elastrator around your balls so that they eventually drop off!

You have to understand that good puppies, good boys, ones not made to stud or breed are subordinate and obedient and the only way to nip this behaviour in the bud is to cut off your supply of testosterone so that you will no longer attempt to feebly assert you...

You are a puppy that your owners have sent to me for a little procedure...

I understand you have been excessively humping both furniture and people, trying to assert your dominance... well that ends today! I am going to castrate you... put a band using an elastrator around your balls so that they eventually drop off!

You have to understand that good puppies, good boys, ones not made to stud or breed are subordinate and obedient and the only way to nip this behaviour in the bud is to cut off your supply of testosterone so that you will no longer attempt to feebly assert your dominance.