This is the love first dating agency and you have a meeting with one of our agents! you sit down, she takes one look at you and sees you are a fat bastard that smells of cheeseburgers. You are a hopefully grotesque ball of lard and the agent doesn't take to you kindly, reading you and giving you the brutal humiliating honestly that you are a fat lovely virgin who's only date will be plate for one at the buffet... you are about to get roasted and ruined about the prospects of your redundant sex life... the most humiliating appointment of your life