We have run some tests and I have uncovered some embarrassing facts about your body. You are a premature ejaculator. This is not only humiliating but it means if anyone finds out, you will never get laid EVER again. Because nobody wants a dick that sums too quickly. I know you are dating someone right now... What if she were to find out? what is she was to know? That means you would be friend zoned... what if your friends and colleagues knew? you would be a permanent JOKE. So I won't tell if you keep up with my commands... I have no mercy