HAAAAAAAA. I knew you'd be here. Down bad for some pixels, dick in hand, wanking away at all the hot porn of people you'll never get to fuck. Porn IS your sex life, and it's hilarious thinking about the fact that you're going to spend the rest of your life wanking to ME giving ME all your money as I just sit back and laugh at your sad virgin ass as I make you continue to goon over and over. This is a spiral you can't break free from, just better to accept that it is your place in life - to be stuck in a never ending cycle of wanking to porn on your computer screen, never to feel the warm em... Show more