I am SOOOOO bloated after my lunch today! I know this fizzy soda will sort me out.. If I just gulp it down nice and quick, it's SURE to release all the gas from my big, stretched out belly, right...?!

Lots of pure perfect burps as always, plus towards the end some really beautiful burps right up close to the mic on either side! It's just like you're sat there right next to me.. Go on, breathe me in..