I'm BACK! I'm BIG and I want to get BIGGER!

Thanks for coming along and answering my ad.. I hope I can explain a little more about the role of boyfriend/chief feeder/CEO of belly rubs and perhaps entice you to come and join me, helping to cook, shop, drive me to get takeout and of course rub my big bloated belly when I eat so much that I can't move?!

You see, I've been growing steadily on my own for a couple of years now, but I am ready to step it up a notch! Are you sure you've got what it takes to help me?! I need someone to be strict, to push me to take a few more bites... Show more