I'm back! Boy, it's a hot sunny day here today, I need to slurp down this BIG cup of sparkling water ASAP!

Watch me slurp it down with quite some urgency, quenching my thirst with every drop, before the familiar bloating sensations start to build up inside my belly.. Rumbling.. Jiggling.. Stretching outwards in every direction.. BURP! I can't hold them in, I just have to release my gas. You like that don't you..?

After a few minutes of burps, my hiccups set in. Why does this always happen to me?! I sit there, simultaneously burping and hiccupping, my li... Show more