I'm BACK! I'm BIG and I want to get BIGGER!

Thanks for coming along and answering my ad.. I hope I can explain a little more about the role of boyfriend/chief feeder/CEO of belly rubs and perhaps entice you to come and join me, helping to cook, shop, drive me to get takeout and of course rub my big bloated belly when I eat so much that I can't move?!

You see, I've been growing steadily on my own for a couple of years now, but I am ready to step it up a notch! Are you sure you've got what it takes to help me?! I need someone to be strict, to push me to take a few more bites...

I'm BACK! I'm BIG and I want to get BIGGER!

Thanks for coming along and answering my ad.. I hope I can explain a little more about the role of boyfriend/chief feeder/CEO of belly rubs and perhaps entice you to come and join me, helping to cook, shop, drive me to get takeout and of course rub my big bloated belly when I eat so much that I can't move?!

You see, I've been growing steadily on my own for a couple of years now, but I am ready to step it up a notch! Are you sure you've got what it takes to help me?! I need someone to be strict, to push me to take a few more bites of my burger and a few more sips of my milkshake, and to make sure that under no circumstances do I need to ever move or walk anywhere :-D

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