Oh this is so naughty.. This is the most dangerous thing I've ever done! So, this new boyfriend I've had for the last few months is crazy into fitness. I'm talking morning runs.. Healthy meals.. UGH. Not my thing.

I've gotten so sick of pretending to care about getting skinny that I've had to do something drastic! I know you can keep this a secret, can't you??

I'm thinking I can tell him I've gone out running, or to a gym class, but actually come over here to your place!! And of course, you'll have a big plate of burgers, fries, and other greasy, fattening delights ready f...

Oh this is so naughty.. This is the most dangerous thing I've ever done! So, this new boyfriend I've had for the last few months is crazy into fitness. I'm talking morning runs.. Healthy meals.. UGH. Not my thing.

I've gotten so sick of pretending to care about getting skinny that I've had to do something drastic! I know you can keep this a secret, can't you??

I'm thinking I can tell him I've gone out running, or to a gym class, but actually come over here to your place!! And of course, you'll have a big plate of burgers, fries, and other greasy, fattening delights ready for me to swallow up won't you? Oh that's excellent! I knew you'd be down to help me start gaining again!!

And I hope you're ready to rub my swollen big belly whilst you spoonfeed me ice cream..? It's rude not to offer your guests some dessert ;-)

(This is my first clip in a long time! I hope you like it! It's so fun if a little nerve wracking getting in front of the camera again - and hopefully my clips are the same delightful standard as before! It's part one of two - I was thinking for part two we can be post-feed, and show me in all my stretched bloated glory! If you have any other ideas do get in touch!) G x