Today, I had this nice guy coming to my place for a check of the electrical installation. I was relaxing on the terrace when the guy came to present me with his contract and work estimates. I start reading it, the guy looks a serious craftsman, but the bill would be very high.

At that point, I notice he watches my arms with horny eyes. Got him! I offer him a fair deal: he can jerk to my arms while I watch and encourage him and we consider his bill paid.