You've received complaints around the office about my work attire being inappropriate. You schedule a meeting with me to discuss it. You walk into your office and see that I've arrived to our meeting early and I'm sitting at your desk. I tell you to shut the door. You can see that I've come thoroughly prepared and that you’re clearly no match for me. It’s safe to say you're screwed. Isn’t that right boss?! Just do as I tell you and I won’t make it hurt... too much. ;)

You've received complaints around the office about my work attire being inappropriate. You schedule a meeting with me to discuss it. You walk into your office and see that I've arrived to our meeting early and I'm sitting at your desk. I tell you to shut the door. You can see that I've come thoroughly prepared and that you’re clearly no match for me. It’s safe to say you're screwed. Isn’t that right boss?! Just do as I tell you and I won’t make it hurt... too much. ;)