Merry KissMyASS! On your knees slave. You will worship from the ground. It’s important that you understand your place. I want you bending over backwards for me this holiday. You should be so thankful that I’m constantly allowing you to GOOON for Me. Oh how I’ve blessed you this ChristinaMAS! You are so lucky to have Me to worship and dream of. Now it’s time to do more ass kissing than you’ve ever done before. Pucker up. Grab My wallet and be prepared to plea$e Me. Jerk and $pend like a good slave. Your greedy Goddess wants MORE!