You Want The Cookies Pt 1. Follow immediately with Pt 2. - So you want some of my cookies too huh? You’re the 7th guy in this neighborhood that’s shown interest and invited me in. These are very special cookies that I don’t sell to just anyone. There’s a price that must be paid. You look like you have a sweet tooth. I can tell. I think all the men in this neighborhood do. The women here don’t seem interested. That’s ok though. They’re not my target audience. Their husbands are. They’re willing to pay a very pretty penny to get a hold of these cookies. As soon as they see what I’m selling t...

You Want The Cookies Pt 1. Follow immediately with Pt 2. - So you want some of my cookies too huh? You’re the 7th guy in this neighborhood that’s shown interest and invited me in. These are very special cookies that I don’t sell to just anyone. There’s a price that must be paid. You look like you have a sweet tooth. I can tell. I think all the men in this neighborhood do. The women here don’t seem interested. That’s ok though. They’re not my target audience. Their husbands are. They’re willing to pay a very pretty penny to get a hold of these cookies. As soon as they see what I’m selling they’re willing to pay any price. Are you willing to pay any price? They’re made by yours truly. Special ingredients. Very high quality. I’ll admit they’re quite addictive. Are you sure you can handle it? 1 Box of these cookies will never be enough. Once you have a taste you’ll need a weekly supply. Like I said - I only sell to certain people. You want to be a lucky one don’t you? Well I don’t know if you can measure up. You have to meet my qualifications. Don’t worry. It’s not hard to make the cut. I’ll give you a shot...