Most people play pass the parcel on their birthday ... not me! It’s not even my birthday ... YET! But it will be in a few days. Coincidentally you have decided now is a perfect time to serve me and of course I make it worth my while! You only came to give me your bank card for the day, but I have other ideas! I decide to mess with your mind a little, joking that I will keep your bank card until my birthday, unless you can tribute me four figures in cash there and then! Obviously it’s a very high demand but not for goddess! You just so happen to have come prepared for the ultimate drain! A F...

Most people play pass the parcel on their birthday ... not me! It’s not even my birthday ... YET! But it will be in a few days. Coincidentally you have decided now is a perfect time to serve me and of course I make it worth my while! You only came to give me your bank card for the day, but I have other ideas! I decide to mess with your mind a little, joking that I will keep your bank card until my birthday, unless you can tribute me four figures in cash there and then! Obviously it’s a very high demand but not for goddess! You just so happen to have come prepared for the ultimate drain! A FOUR FIGURE TRIBUTE IN CASH... I count each note one by one, while ridiculing you! And once I’m satisfied it’s all there, I completely rip you off by telling you that I will be keeping your bank card too! Now, get out of my sight so I can at least enjoy the money properly!