Money... the only valuable asset to your name!

Here you will have the privilege of watching me play with a big stack of real cash!

Watch me as I complain like a spoiled bratt about how hard it is being soo overpaid!

It’s such a gruelling job that I have to use the cash as a fan just to keep me cool!

Sense the sarcasm?

Drool over me as I take the occasional look past the big fan of queens heads!

Stroke as I twerk tonnes of notes off my bouncy bottom!! Watch it float away!

Continue edging as I count it out one by one!

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Money... the only valuable asset to your name!

Here you will have the privilege of watching me play with a big stack of real cash!

Watch me as I complain like a spoiled bratt about how hard it is being soo overpaid!

It’s such a gruelling job that I have to use the cash as a fan just to keep me cool!

Sense the sarcasm?

Drool over me as I take the occasional look past the big fan of queens heads!

Stroke as I twerk tonnes of notes off my bouncy bottom!! Watch it float away!

Continue edging as I count it out one by one!

If you aren’t already profusely jerking...you will be by the time you have watched me deposit a load of twenty pound notes into my skimpy thong!

Because money fans aren’t enough, I also like to wear dosh too!

If you want this video, pay the price I set!

If you can guess correctly how much money I have to play with in this video, I might consider allowing you permission to double it using the tribute function here!

Let’s see how much attention you really pay! (Pun very much intended!)