I'm obviously not like the other maids. I don't clean but I do motivate you to be healthier so you have the energy to earn more and give me more. Unfortunately lately you're getting fatter and sloppier by the day. Not eating my prescribed low cal meals, and leaving a trail of crumbs. Your messy lifestyle is reflected in your physique, your internet searches and credited card statements. Good thing I'm more than solutions oriented...

I'm obviously not like the other maids. I don't clean but I do motivate you to be healthier so you have the energy to earn more and give me more. Unfortunately lately you're getting fatter and sloppier by the day. Not eating my prescribed low cal meals, and leaving a trail of crumbs. Your messy lifestyle is reflected in your physique, your internet searches and credited card statements. Good thing I'm more than solutions oriented...