Thanks for buying these spectacular stilettos for me. I know it's hard for you to speak right now as shiny things make you dumb. These gorgeous butterfly heels are so reflective you can see your stupid face in the platform. They are also dangerous high and sharp. This is your kryptonite. If you are just going to sit there with your tongue hanging out you might as well polish them thoroughly. I love how weak you instantly get...

Thanks for buying these spectacular stilettos for me. I know it's hard for you to speak right now as shiny things make you dumb. These gorgeous butterfly heels are so reflective you can see your stupid face in the platform. They are also dangerous high and sharp. This is your kryptonite. If you are just going to sit there with your tongue hanging out you might as well polish them thoroughly. I love how weak you instantly get...