Aren't you the luckiest loser around? You get to pay me to barely work, while I strut around looking hot. I'm tired of watching you get fatter though and today I'm going to actually do something good for your health and wellness. After all the morning energy you have, the more the check roll in. Its a win win right? Every morning I'm going to make you breakfast. Within a month you will lose 15 pounds, mostly in belly fat and you will gain a ton of energy. I give you a pet bowl, a bag of quick oats, cinnamon, and my special nectar...

Aren't you the luckiest loser around? You get to pay me to barely work, while I strut around looking hot. I'm tired of watching you get fatter though and today I'm going to actually do something good for your health and wellness. After all the morning energy you have, the more the check roll in. Its a win win right? Every morning I'm going to make you breakfast. Within a month you will lose 15 pounds, mostly in belly fat and you will gain a ton of energy. I give you a pet bowl, a bag of quick oats, cinnamon, and my special nectar...