One of the most selfishly depressing things about the pandemic quarantine has been my total inability for to spend any time at the gym. I miss it tremendously, and can’t wait to get back to my special workouts!

I’ve been dreaming about them lately. My mind wanders as I get lost in thoughts, imagining future scenarios of my inappropriate behavior and lusting after all the sexy guys and girls. My thoughts and fantasies do have a way of becoming future realities, and it excites me even more as I plan and plot a fantastic return to the gym... and of course, the girl’s locker room.