I spent 2 hours getting ready for our date and you decide that we aren't going anywhere until I put on those hideous tan tights you bought. I fucking hate them. I don't care if you paid $20 for them, they're stupid. I'll show you just how much I hate them by peeing in them while wearing my c-string and then ripping them off of my body and tearing them into a bunch of pieces. Fuck yo tights.