Welcome aboard Evaair. Todays flight may seem like extreme turbulance..... but it is infact flatulence.
I start offering drinks to the passengers but start breaking wind...
It must be all that carbonated drinks ive been drinking. I bend down to get drinks from my trolly and fart in a passengers face.
I keep farting over and over again, at first he finds them disgusting but then starts to enjoy them so much so he ends up leaving a wet spot on his jeans.

Thank you for flying on Evaair

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