Watch me trying to burgle your house farting away unaware your in the house.. I spot you and blame the fart noise on the floorboards. I carry on attempting to burgle your house unaware to me my leggings have slipped down revealing my buttcrack..

I explain how stylish and professional I am.

I drop my sunglasses and get stuck under your table with tummy pain and fart loudly. I ask if I can use the ladies’ room as I have really bad trapped wind.

You ignore me so I try and find my own way. I finally find the bathroom door, but it won’t open.

I fart all fluste...

Watch me trying to burgle your house farting away unaware your in the house.. I spot you and blame the fart noise on the floorboards. I carry on attempting to burgle your house unaware to me my leggings have slipped down revealing my buttcrack..

I explain how stylish and professional I am.

I drop my sunglasses and get stuck under your table with tummy pain and fart loudly. I ask if I can use the ladies’ room as I have really bad trapped wind.

You ignore me so I try and find my own way. I finally find the bathroom door, but it won’t open.

I fart all flustered then finally the door opens, and I fall onto the toilet and fart loudly. I try and steal the toilet seat, but I end up falling back onto the toilet and farting loudly.

I asked to be excused and let out big farts on the toilet in relief.

Like I said I’m the most professional stylish burglar there is.

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