I am an interior designer and ive come to sort out your house, I talk about myself while I fart blaming the floor boards on the noise when its secretly me
I fart unaware and tell you how the smell in the house is awful, Smells like eggs have you got a draining issue?

Unaware to me the stinky smell is me my farts
I bend over fixing bits in the house unaware to me my farting buttcrack is hanging out
You show me around the house and i take a seat to to discuss the house i fart and i com plain about that awful smell again... Unaware to me its me farting the whole time ... Show more