Im an interior designer and ive come to make your house a home.. i arrive and get straight to it checking the walls measurements but unaware to me my buttcrack is hanging out.... I keep farting unaware and blame the floor boards. I back up unaware my jeans have got lower and my buttcrack is in his face and i fart... He tells me im farting and my asscrack is hanging out and i explain it definitely isnt.. his wife comes in and accuses me of farting and flashing my butt crack i reach around and notice its out and pull up my jeans but they are to tight and they fall lower down i keep farting un... Show more