I turn up at your house with my buttcrack hanging out telling you how stylish I am while farting.

I think my jeans are all the way up when really with ever fart vibration they slowly start falling lower

I tell you it smells of butt in here and we need to open the skylight, with my jeans hanging so low and my buttcrack on show I struggle to lift my leg higher enough and I fall off the chair leaving me a farting mess on the floor

I get up as if nothing happens and get stuck under the table and then say lets explore more of the house..

I walk into the lounge...

I turn up at your house with my buttcrack hanging out telling you how stylish I am while farting.

I think my jeans are all the way up when really with ever fart vibration they slowly start falling lower

I tell you it smells of butt in here and we need to open the skylight, with my jeans hanging so low and my buttcrack on show I struggle to lift my leg higher enough and I fall off the chair leaving me a farting mess on the floor

I get up as if nothing happens and get stuck under the table and then say lets explore more of the house..

I walk into the lounge and spot a bubble chair and I get inside... You start spinning it teaching me a lesson for insulting your house

I’m stuck in the bubble chair farting and it smells so bad..

I then attempt to crawl the stairs with every crawl I fart loudly. I tell you it smells of farts up here and I need to get down pronto

I slide down the stairs with my buttcrack jiggling and farting away

I soon realise that the smell in the house was my butt after all and those noises were really my farts

I realise my buttcrack has been out the entire time and I leave embarrassed farting holding my butt

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