Youve come to see me and I need to check your 3 senses, your hearing, your taste and your sense of smell..

Most nurses check your ears, mouth blah blah blah

I have another way of doing it that tackles all three at the same time..

So this is what im going to do.. Im going to fart under your nose, in your mouth and I can judge by your expression whether they are in working order..

Ready...

I blast them in your face, under your nose and in your mouth.. The way your looking I know you can smell them dirty stinky farts from your nurse..