Watch me after my morning coffee go for a nice walk but I’m stopped short pretty soon in with the worst trapped wind and stomach cramps.. I fart over and over again in my leggings blaming my partner for buying the new brand of coffee that’s left me incredibly gassy in public

I’ve been following you and now we are lost in the middle of the woods and my farts are getting deadlier, I grab my stomach and sweat and fart loudly over and over again.

I beg you to find our car now as my farts are getting wetter and they smell so bad.

You break it to me we are in fact lost ... Show more