Watch me tell you I want you to sniff my arse, and smell how dirty it is, I then fart really loud loads for you to inhale and sniff.

They smell disgusting dont they well here is some more....

I then tell you im going to squirt right in your face and then soak my floor before squirting into a jug and pouring it in a tube for you to drink..

I Then get that urge again to fart and fart really loud in your face and make you sniff it

Such a Dirty Boy