I'm just back from the gym, and I can't find my phone charger so I ask if you have seen it. I notice that you have stolen it! Bad boy! I confess that I have noticed you checking out my ass, and I say that I will punish you with the very thing you like... my ass

My holes are sweaty and smelly from working out at the gym, and I put them right in your face. You won't be taking my things again any time soon, right?