I had already gone to bed. I heard loud noises that prevented me from napping.
The bastard was playing video games and didn't respond to my comments at all. I decided to teach him a lesson.
When he was engrossed in the game, I grabbed the gamepad out of his hands and squeezed his neck tightly with my hands. I wrapped my fingers around his Adam's apple like a sushi roll.
He blushed and wheezed like a piggy.