As if the most popular girl at school would date a dork like you! Get real, with those dorky ass glasses you wear and always with your nose in a book! I only date men with BIG muscles, who can bench press over 300lbs... and you're a scrawny little wimp. Let's see those little bicep mounds, because I know they don't compare to my bicep mountains! Even my biceps are harder, and bigger than your little wimp ones! Literally, all you're good for is carrying my books and following me around like the sad in love puppy you are! I think it's time you are used like the dork you are!

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As if the most popular girl at school would date a dork like you! Get real, with those dorky ass glasses you wear and always with your nose in a book! I only date men with BIG muscles, who can bench press over 300lbs... and you're a scrawny little wimp. Let's see those little bicep mounds, because I know they don't compare to my bicep mountains! Even my biceps are harder, and bigger than your little wimp ones! Literally, all you're good for is carrying my books and following me around like the sad in love puppy you are! I think it's time you are used like the dork you are!

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